Shirt Quotes

Do I look like a gentleman to you in this shirt and these pants?
- said by Jimmy in New York New York

I went to shake his hand, his hand was gone, I looked up to speak to him, his head was gone. Then he took off his shirt, his body was gone, he took off his pants, his legs were gone! Then he spoke to me, I was gone.
- said by Lou Francis in Abbott And Costello Meet The Invisible Man

Jim. Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.
- said by Stifler in American Pie 2

My shirt has so many holes in it that when I walk down the street, I hum.
- said by Joey in Money For Nothing

Yes, the man in the white shirt. Oh, you're a woman - sorry!
- said by David Dimbleby in Question Time

You are wearing that T-shirt inside out again, honestly for the love of god when will you people learn!
- said by Jimmy in Inside Out