Smell Quotes

Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigour mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness.
- said by Anon in Kentucky Fried Movie

Always remember the fact that the key to life is to remember to smell the roses
- said by Applicant in Key

Hey Adrian I know where we live, what do you think, I'm stupid? I'm not as dumb as you think I am. You don't think I can smell it?
- said by Rock Y Balboa in Rocky 5

I got this great window cleaner. Cleans good and doesn't streak. Smells bad, though. Cleans good, but smells bad
- said by Victrola in Putney Swope

I hate men who smell like beer and bean dip and making love in the back of recreational vehicles [don't we all sadie]
- said by in Big Business

I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning. [whatever that is]
- said by Chip in Small Soldiers

I love the way you smell-like a man! Jeffrey smells like soap.
- said by Marianne in After Glow

I never did like camels. They're filthy buggers, they smell, they bite, they spit
- said by Jonathan in The Mummy

I sat and thought of lovely Margaret, of her hair and her eyes and her laugh and the way she kissed me and her skin that smelled of mandarin oranges
- said by Dan in Divorcing Jack

I smell like a yak!
- said by Dr. Daniel Jackson in Stargate

It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me...
- said by Buddy in Elf

No matter what you say, a nightmare is still a nightmare even when it smells sweet
- said by Georgette in Perfumed Nightmare

Oh, believe me, that's enough! But the worst thing is, if you so much as set a foot in the Bog of Stench, you'll smell bad for the rest of your life. It'll never wash off.
- said by Hoggle in Labyrinth

Smell that fresh morning air! Look at the blue sky above!
- said by Antoinette in Bronco Billy

Tastes like sh*t and smells like a fart! What a great and unique product we got here!
- said by F Ross Johnson in Barbarians At The Gate

That perfume of yours smells awfully familiar.
- said by Joe in Airport 80

There ain't nothing more powerful than the smell of mendacity!
- said by Harvey Polltt in Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

There's a dead body in my bed and it smells like shit and it looks even worse [that's cos its a dead body sarah]
- said by Sarah in Four Rooms

They say the badder the woman, the better the smell.
- said by Iris in Cotton Comes To Harlem

What the hell is that smell? Did something just die in here? [after the other guy farts]
- said by Harry in Between The Lines