Soft Quotes

Are you looking for hardware or is it software you're interested in? [oh, the sexual tension]
- said by Adam in Fair Game

Can I bring some soft rolls for the Grandmother? You see, she hasn't many teeth and can't eat her black bread. [aw, brings tears to your eyes it is so touching]
- said by in Heidi

He was not captured by force of arms, but by their softness. [well that is quite an interesting way but since it worked well done!]
- said by Saran in Samson And Delilah

I've just found one of my horses dead. At least, I think it's my horse. It's all soft and flabby.
- said by Morton in Island Of Terror

In the dead of Winter, the snow softens the noise of any blow...
- said by Anon in Dead Of Winter

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window
- said by Ralphie in A Christmas Story

School districts in New York, Texas, and San Francisco have banned sugary soft drinks in schools. And all-natural healthy options are popping up everywhere.
- said by Morgan Spurlock in Super Size Me

Soft centers, hard centers. I like ALL the chocolates in the box.
- said by Carla in Better Than Chocolate

What's soft and round and you put it on a stick and you toast it in a fire, and it's green?
- said by Hargo in Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

You've got to lick it, before you kick it! You've got to make it soft and wet before you stick it! [honestly bit crude isn't it akmed]
- said by Akmed in Booty Call