Somebody Quotes

A salesman is somebody way up there in the blue riding on a smile and a shoeshine [obviously never met modern day salesmen then Ben have ya?]
- said by Ben in Death Of A Salesman

Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out
- said by Thornton Melon in Back To School

Explain this to me again... I didn't know somebody could shoot themself with their own arrow!
- said by Doc in Deliverance

Hey, wake up, wake up! Somebody think you dead, they have celebrations.
- said by Manuel in Captains Courageous

How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?
- said by Satan in South Park Bigger Longer And Uncut

How do you attract a man? Suppose you set your heart on somebody. What would you do to get him?
- said by Jehna in Conan The Destroyer

I wish that somebody would throw a bomb and wake the place up.
- said by Hugh in Bulldog Drummond

I'm not going anywhere until somebody tells me why I should be afraid of a radio.
- said by Venna in Joy Ride

I've been trying since we got divorced to find the right woman for him, somebody to match up with his personality.
- said by Steffi in Everyone Says I Love You

If it's not you it's somebody like you. Somebody fresh and new, not tired
- said by Mary Ashlon in A Life Of Her Own

It used to be a hell of a lot easier to fuc*ing rip somebody off! [mind your language please Jimmy!]
- said by Jimmy in Blackmail

Life isn't fair then is it. Somebody always draws the short straw. [that is a very well said quote Maurice]
- said by Maurice in Secrets And Lies

Little cat, little cat, why do you look so blue? Did somebody paint you to look like that, or is it your birthday, too?
- said by Gypsy Rose Lee in Gypsy

Maria Gambrelli is most definitely protecting someone. Find that somebody, and you have found the murderer.
- said by Clouseau in Shot In The Dark

Oh my God. Somebody's been sleeping in my dress.
- said by Vera Charles in Mame

Solitude's always better with somebody else around, ya know?
- said by Harold Gorton in House

Somebody better tell me something, cause this show is some freaky shit.
- said by Big Momma in Bells Are Ringing

Somebody is playing with my dick and it ain't me. [not a very nice image there, jonesy]
- said by Jonesy in Fallen

Somebody ran my brother down in a horse-drawn carriage. I'm going to find whoever did it, and hurt them.
- said by October in Stay Alive

Somebody wants to told me that the great kings of the past are watching over us.
- said by Old Simba in The Lion King