Story Quotes

And so the story was true, that the baby was found alive and well there in the cabbage patch as strange as it may seem
- said by Toto in Miracle In Milan

Boy meets girl and the rest, as they say, is history
- said by in Boy Meets Girl

Can you tell a story? Can you make us laugh? Can you make us cry? Can you make us want to break out in joyous song? Is that more than one thing?
- said by Jack Lipnick in Barton Fink

Do you think that these are the most stupid named dogs in the whole of film history? discuss!
- said by Narrator in Hambone & Hillie

Every guy in history who tried to pick up a girl did the good-friend thing first.
- said by Ray Bronson in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Everyone likes a good old fashioned ghost story, just remember that a story is all that it is...
- said by Eva in Ghost Story

For the story you're about to be told began with the holiday worlds of auld. Now you've probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven't I'd say it's time you begun.
- said by Santa in Nightmare Before Christmas

He wants the pulsing life story of this Lily Garland trumpeted through the press by tomorrow morning. Where is the little baggage?
- said by Owen in Twentieth Century

History will decide how the world sees me, for the facts will stay the same but the interpretation of what I did and how I did it will make me a hero or a villain.
- said by Mandela in Mandela

Hold the front page - I've got one hell of a story for you here, something of which we haven't seen the likes of for years!
- said by in Front Page

How's this for a band camp story?
- said by Jim in American Pie 2

I will write the story of Jesus as I have seen his life to be.
- said by Matthew in Il Vangelo Secondo Matteo

I'm gonna be telling your story, Happy Feet, long after you're dead and gone!
- said by Lovelace in Happy Feet

If it weren't for Venetian blinds, it'd be curtains for us [is that one of the least funny jokes in the history of time?]
- said by Orville in Kiss Me Stupid

It is a fantastic story and a wonderful tale, if only you know where to look for it.
- said by Andy in Under The Boardwalk

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
- said by Tyler Durden in Fight Club

Murder is a deep and twisting issue with many facets, sometimes simple, sometimes complex, always with its own story to tell
- said by Arthur Calgary in Ordeal By Innocence

My dear boy, this is the sort of day history tells us is better spent in bed. [too true uncle willie you speak the truth]
- said by Uncle Willie in High Society

My father always began his story by telling me about the summer rendezvous of the mountain men. This is where they met every July after a year of trapping in the Rockies.
- said by The Narrator in Across The Wide Missouri

Of course, when I tell that story, it's going be the other way around following the time honoured fashion.
- said by Billy in Slither