Stuck Quotes

But like the doctor here, I can't prove that he stuck a knife in me and was stealing my horse.
- said by Chuka in Chuka

I paid a quid for these underpants, I’ve got 50p’s worth stuck up me arse.
- said by Jim Royle in The Royle Family

My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins.
- said by Lane Myer in Better Off Dead

So let's just recap - stuck on a random island with a giant serpent? OK, then. Now what.
- said by Doc Tom in Spasms

Some of us are cursed with memories like flypaper. Stuck there is a staggering amount of miscellaneous data, most of it useless
- said by Holmes in Private Life Of Sherlock Holmes

This is a love story like no other, and it feels very strange to be stuck right in the middle of it!
- said by Sam Loggins in Kings Go Forth

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
- said by Michelle in American Pie

Why does he get to have all the fun all the time and I'm stuck here doing the housework?
- said by Sammy Garrett in Rodeo Girl

Will you forget about the kitchen for a minute. I'm kind of stuck here.
- said by John in World Trade Center