Tastes Quotes

Do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
- said by Clarence in True Romance

It doesn't taste like pig sausage to me, it tastes like pork.
- said by Stannie Dum in Babes In Toyland

Necessary? It's not necessary that I drink my own urine, but it's sterile and I like how it tastes.
- said by Patches O'Houlihan in Dodgeball

Sometimes bird poo tastes like candy. [now that is quite a worrying thought to have there Timothy]
- said by Timothy Lupus in Bad News Bears

Tastes like sh*t and smells like a fart! What a great and unique product we got here!
- said by F Ross Johnson in Barbarians At The Gate