Teal Quotes

Are you asking me if I need some help or am I stealing this car?
- said by Earl in National Security

But like the doctor here, I can't prove that he stuck a knife in me and was stealing my horse.
- said by Chuka in Chuka

First she steals my publicity. Then she steals my lawyer, my trial date. And now she steals my goddamn garter.
- said by Velma Kelly in Chicago

First they steal the body and leave the clothes, then they take the clothes and bring the body back
- said by Sam Diamond in Murder By Death

Given their lives, I would steal, I'd kill, I'd lie. Of course I would
- said by Judge in Three Colors Red

I didn't steal anything. Honest, I didn't. I'm too little.
- said by Dimples in Dimples

I think it is more acceptable to steal someones heart than for them to steal your clothes, but who knows in this day and age!
- said by Monica in Just Like A Woman

I'm not trying to steal your wife. All I am is that loveable fuck-up that everyone can help. You are just the loveable guy that is lucky for having a wife like Molly.
- said by Dupree in You Me And Dupree

If I have to lie, teal, cheat or kill, as God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
- said by Scarlett O'hara in Gone With The Wind

If we don't report this, it's a felony. It's the same as stealing. It's a blind alley with a big barred gate at the end.
- said by Al in Too Late For Tears

Is it right to steal from insurance companies?
- said by Kid in Anderson Tapes

Never underestimate the power of a robber who can steal your heart
- said by Bill Minor in Grey Fox

There is no point in fading away into the background when you could steal the show up front
- said by Mick in Rembrandt

We didn't steal this money. We took it in battle, fair and square
- said by Vance in Love Me Tender

We're not asking you to spy. We're just asking you to steal.
- said by Noah in It Takes A Thief

Why would a guard working at Yankee Stadium steal Babe Ruth's bat?
- said by Screwie in Everyone's Hero

You steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with a bubble-headed coed
- said by Herby in Re-Animator