Ted Quotes

I can appreciate this. I was young too, I felt just like you. Hated authority, hated all my bosses, thought they were full of shit.
- said by Buddy in Swimming With Sharks

I even brought provisions: pure, unadulterated junk food
- said by Alex Karmen in Bad Dreams

I know she seems a little hard and sophisticated, but underneath she's a pearl.
- said by Kent in Roberta

I was sexually attracted to Bugs Bunny.
- said by Rob Crumb in Crumb

If she had lived it would never have existed, so how could you use your time machine to go back and save her?
- said by Uber-morlock in Time Machine

Must men go to jail because they find themselves at odds with a self-appointed prophet? [an interesting philosophical point that you raise there henry]
- said by Henry in Inherit The Wind

" Morrice! Can't you see you have insulted the freaks?"
- said by King Julian, The Lemur in Madagascar

"I haven't been this excited since Gucci became a publicly traded company!"
- said by Reese Whitherspoon in Legally Blonde

A gambler is someone who thinks that they are taking calculated risks when in fact they are just being reckless with their time and money...
- said by Narrator in Gambler

A man writes because he is tormented, because he doubts. He needs to constantly prove to himself and the others that he's worth something
- said by Writer in Stalker

According to the Bible, Man was created on the Earth. Nothing is ever mentioned of his going to other planets.
- said by Sam Merritt in Conquest Of Space

After film thirty one we started to run out of footage... just kidding!
- said by Narrator in Thirty Two Short Films About Glenn Gould

After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage... But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control [welcome to the world of showbiz Chris]
- said by Chris in Team America World Police

All I ever wanted was a little pink house with a blue door: a little baby sitting in a high chair [doesn't sound like too much to ask for]
- said by in Great Balls Of Fire

All I wanted is to have a minute alone with you to explain everything. But I've never had that chance.
- said by John in Wedding Crashers

All I wanted to be was happily useless, you made me miserably useless.
- said by Plunkett in High Spirits

All I wanted was to be a mariachi, like my ancestors.
- said by El Mariachi in El Mariachi

All the same there are dangers associated with being a maverick
- said by Kit in Maverick Queen

All you need is scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. [Barry White saved your life]
- said by Van Wilder in National Lampoon's Van Wilder The Rise Of Taj

Alright... That's confiscated. All of it. And I want you on the next transport off this rock or I'm gonna shoot you where it don't grow back.
- said by Kay in Men In Black