Today's Quotes

Christmas trees for sale, if you want a Christmas tree, then today's your lucky day!
- said by Jack in Trail Of Robin Hood

Have you ever heard of Harry Houdini? Well he wasn't like today's magicians who are only interested in television ratings. He was an artist. He could make an elephant disappear in the middle of a theater filled with people, and do you know how he did that? Misdirection.
- said by Gabriel in Swordfish

Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?
- said by Major T J Kong in Dr Strangelove