Uncomfortable Quotes

Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.
- said by Brodie in Mallrats

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch, up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
- said by Captain Koons in Pulp Fiction

There wasn't anyone else to blame - there was just her which made the whole thing a little uncomfortable!
- said by Toby in This Boys Life

When someone slams into us and you go sailing through the windshield, that's liable to be uncomfortable
- said by Terry in You Can Count On Me