Woman Quotes

I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs
- said by Booger in Revenge Of The Nerds 2

She never smiles. If she were my woman, I would make her smile. [how?]
- said by El Segundo in Valdez Is Coming

A guitar beats a woman every time. [maybe that's why you are so lonesome, rhodes!]
- said by Lonesome Rhodes in Face In The Crowd

A man and a woman is all that is needed, with a little luck and circumstance, to change the future of the world as we know it.
- said by Narrator in Man And A Woman

A woman has an orgasm, it's like a fuc*ing earthquake, right? [language please, Trent, this is a family site!]
- said by Trent in Body Shots

A woman in the army, good lord, whatever will it be that they think of next? Quite preposterous
- said by Captain Lewis in Private Benjamin

A woman is a horrible goddamned thing to have around
- said by Jenkins in My Chauffeur

A young woman like myself must learn decorum and wait for him to fall in love with me.
- said by Louise Durant in Rhapsody

All that I want to do now is to meet Greta Garbo, if I can do that I will die a happy woman
- said by Estelle in Garbo Talks

And here I thought you that contradiction in terms: an intelligent woman! [loving your work there byron, controversially of course]
- said by Byron in Gothic

Can you believe he had the nerve to show up here with that white woman?
- said by Kenya McQueen in Something New

David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people. John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets! David Mills: Murderers? John Doe: A woman... David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself? John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
- said by David Mills, John Doe in Se7en

Did you not notice how superb were the haunches of the Grecian woman and how the lips of the Egyptian parted when she looked at any man?
- said by Samarra in Prodigal

Don't tell me it's a woman - he'd never fall for a bathing suit.
- said by George Adams in Bathing Beauty

Don't you try to cast one of your voodoo spells on me, native woman.
- said by Prudence in Hairspray

Dressing as a woman, is that a bit desperate or a really good tactical idea?
- said by Barton in Triple Echo

Earthmen will fall to their knees, betray their country and give way valuable real estate for a desirable woman. [Gotta love it when those aliens speak perfect American]
- said by Alien Leader in My Stepmother Is An Alien

Every girl and woman loves a funny man, humour is one of the most important seduction techniques available to a man!
- said by Narrator in Funnyman

Every woman in California thinks she's either too fat or too thin or too something.
- said by Doc Banton in High Sierra

Every woman loves shoes, and every woman has a pair of red shoes, which is good news.
- said by Anon in Red Shoes