Most Popular Movie Quotes: comedy genre

Here are the most popular quotes from movies made in the comedy genre:

No one makes me bleed my own blood!
- Dodgeball

Necessary? It's not necessary that I drink my own urine, but it's sterile and I like how it tastes.
- Dodgeball

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.
- Mean Girls

Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.
- Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
- American Pie

Blue, how come there's no ice in my lemonade?
- Old School

You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop
- Dodgeball

Cram it up your cramhole, Lafleur!
- Dodgeball

No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
- Snatch

*Gasp* You made me bleed my own... no one makes me bleed my own blood!!!
- Dodgeball

If you can dodge wrenches, you can dodge balls.
- Dodgeball

Do I have to drink my own pee? No, but I do anyway, because it's sterile and I like the taste!
- Dodgeball

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
- Dumb And Dumber

My names whit....e
- Dodgeball

WE LANDED ON THE MOON!
- Dumb And Dumber

My son has his hand glued to his penis.
- American Pie 2

I wouldn't sell it for all of King Midas's silver
- Dodgeball

Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport
- Love Actually

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.
- Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

Total facial LaFleur...TOTAL FACIAL
- Dodgeball