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Most Popular Movie Quotes: comedy genreHere are the most popular quotes from movies made in the comedy genre:
No one makes me bleed my own blood! - Dodgeball
Necessary? It's not necessary that I drink my own urine, but it's sterile and I like how it tastes. - Dodgeball
You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop - Dodgeball
Do I have to drink my own pee? No, but I do anyway, because it's sterile and I like the taste! - Dodgeball
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. - American Pie
Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich. - Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery
Cram it up your cramhole, Lafleur! - Dodgeball
Total facial LaFleur...TOTAL FACIAL - Dodgeball
I wouldn't sell it for all of King Midas's silver - Dodgeball
I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular. - Mean Girls
*Gasp* You made me bleed my own... no one makes me bleed my own blood!!! - Dodgeball
If you can dodge wrenches, you can dodge balls. - Dodgeball
Blue, how come there's no ice in my lemonade? - Old School
Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. - American Pie 2
My son has his hand glued to his penis. - American Pie 2
My names whit....e - Dodgeball
"You're going down Lafleur, you're going down like a sweet muffin!" - Dodgeball
WE LANDED ON THE MOON! - Dumb And Dumber
No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers? - Snatch
I super glued myself to myself - American Pie 2
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