Quotes:Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, and orange in the evening. Just like that, one, two, three, four.
It's fucking boring after a while without the cards.
David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal.
After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch, up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
[
After falling off horse] That was deliberate, it was deliberate.
"Only after you've lost everything, are you free to do anything."
Name a shrub after me - something prickly and hard to eradicate.
But we aren't making all this sacrifice of human effort and human lives to return to the kind of a world we had after the last world war
Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage
I have to go to college.
Why?
Because it's what you do after high school.
My father always began his story by telling me about the summer rendezvous of the mountain men. This is where they met every July after a year of trapping in the Rockies.
Attica! [this famous quote is from Dog Day
Afternoon rather than Attica]
Whatever you do baby, just make sure that you come home afterwards!
What the hell is that smell? Did something just die in here? [after the other guy farts]
With her own hand she took it off of my uncle after they hung him. [on the lucky charm]
Maybe when I'm through with her, I'm gonna come after you. Maybe when I'm done humping her, I'm gonna come hump you!
A bit like the boy who cried wolf, no one believed him after a while...
Don't you know you can't swim after a meal, because you die. The change from hot to cold stops your digestion! [yeah yeah]
After dark, my sweet, that is when the nightmares begin but you will also experience a lot of joy too
After years of struggling and trying to write something, one fine sunny day there came a sudden breakthrough...
And this house will be here long, long after you have departed.
Do you think he will change his mind after he meets his new roommates?
Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been?
The trouble being a hero is the morning after.
There is a principle called the domino effect - everything stands together, or it falls together, one after one
Life at Harchester United would never quite be the same again after he joined...
Sitting there year after year listening to miserable people like me tell you how the world does destroy them. Have you ever once felt anything like the pain they feel?
Chicks always go after the alpha male, they're like lions - kings of the desert
Is it true to say that enron was really the smartest after we know what happened?
There are some qualities that will always be valued by humanity - it seems that being faithful may not be one of them after all!
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