Quotes:No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; "I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!"
Old paint on canvas – as it ages – sometimes becomes transparent.
I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives
Our country always manages to survive patriots like you
Nobody but nobody messages with Al Capone!
How many languages do you speak?
Five or six!
Do you see that crate? Sausages! They will eat sausages. Europeans eat sausages wherever they go.
In the future, we don't need horses. We have motorised carriages called automobiles.
Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, but hot dog buns only come in packages of just eight?
[ah an eternal mystery of life]
We had to learn six different languages in order to do business.
Marriages don't work when one partner is happy and the other is miserable. Marriage is about both people being equally miserable. [oh dear, was the script writer going through divorce at the time of creating that?]
For those of you whose averages might drop considerably, I wouldn't worry about it too much
Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise. [must have taken them ages to come up with such a funny line as that which works on so many levels]
Sometimes there are advantages in life to being an idiot...
It is the middle of the dark ages, ages darker than anyone had expected.
[though they were not dark in any way relating to light remember!]
There's a game out there, and the stakes are high. And the guy who runs it figures the averages all day long and all night long. [fighting talk!]
It would be a miracle, not to mention the money I'd save on epsom salts and ace bandages
Never hire a lawyer who is in love with you; they will lose their sense of perspective though there are some advantages too!
I have had so many husbands and so many marriages even I am growing a little weary
The whole point of having an answering service is to call them once in a while and see if you've got any messages.
Marriages are very healthy, sir. You see, married men live much longer than bachelors. [has this been proven statistically?]
I could get through it in half the time if I worked like a bull, but they'd only slash my wages so they can get stuffed
You are confusing bets and marriages, Madam. One must always honour a bet.
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