Quotes:It was the wildest, wackiest love affair Hollywood ever knew [yes not the most encouraging film after that tagline however it does have someone playing clark gable in if that helps!]
Older people start aging backwards at some point. [not actually true henry sorry old boy]
Massaging you is like kneading dough. And as for the sex... it's like sleeping with a damp sheep [harsh]
I was in the water closet of the Bournemouth express when it quite unaccountably exploded, thereby extensively damaging the rest of the train
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