Quotes:No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; "I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!"
Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get.
I paid a quid for these underpants, I’ve got 50p’s worth stuck up me arse.
They made us all train for this day. "To be fearless and proud and alone. To need no one, just sacrifice. All for the Fatherland." Oh God, all just empty words. It's not the way they said it was, is it? I just want someone to be with. The only thing I feel is afraid.
Do you know why you're afraid when you're alone? I do. I do.
No need to be afraid of him, son. He's all bluff.
My momma always said that life is like a box of chocolates! you never know what you are going to get
Momma always says there's an awful lot you could tell about a person by their shoes. Where they're going. Where they've been. I've worn lots of shoes. I bet if I think about it real hard I could remember my first pair of shoes. Momma said they'd take me anywhere. She said they was my magic shoes.
I warned them all from the beginning. I always said something along the lines of… I must advise you, I am stamped with an invisible warning: "will not commit", "will never marry".
Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."
Like my daddy said right before he killed my mom, "If ya want somethin' done right, ya gotta do it yourself". He also said...
You've heard her. My daughter said a word. She said 'pa'.
If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
No, sir, I'm afraid not, no sir. I yielded the floor once before, if you can remember, and I was practically never heard of again. No sir. And we might as well all get together on this yielding business right off the bat, now.
Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Kids are afraid of the dark
Whoever said the human race was logical?
Damon is the biggest practical joker I know. He once convinced a sophomore that he was the middle Hanson brother just so he could get laid.
If you come upstairs, you're gonna get laid
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me... I am no longer infected.
You know what you said about liking the way I look? Did you just say that?
This is said to us, even as this counterfeit president has legalised the Confederate Flag in Mississippi.
Even the best laid plans can go wrong sometimes, surely by now you might have been able to realise the truth of that?
I always knew you were alive, I knew it. Everybody said that I had to let you go. I love you. You're the love of my life.
You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to them!
My better instincts say I shouldn't get involved with this case, but I've never paid much attention to them!
Come on man, I thought you said you sobered up!
She said that I was a mistake... and that she never wanted me
The gun's Chinese Ruffo, paid for by Russian rubles.
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