Quotes:He couldn't get his judges appointed. He had trouble getting his legislation passed, and he lost Republican control of the Senate. His approval ratings in the polls began to sink. He was already beginning to look like a lame duck president. With everything going wrong, he did what any of us would do. He went... on vacation.
Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.
I reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possession!
This republic of ours is something like a rich widow. Most Romans love her as their mother but Crassus dreams of marrying the old girl to put it politely.
The Skynet Funding Bill is passed.
Think of it as a Bradley assault vehicle. [talking about an SUV]
"Don't make fun of my hobbies, I don't make fun of you for being an asshole"
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch, up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
It's the sense of touch. In any real city, you walk, you know? You brush past people, people bump into you. In LA, nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something.
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"
Ladies and gentlemen, you have been judged guilty of sinning against our almighty God, and I promise you, you shall pay for your trespasses, in blood!
Surely at the gates of heaven an all-compassionate God is not going to say, "Well, you're walking in on two legs, you can go in. You're walking in four legs, we can't take you."
I keep seeing these people, all recognizing each other. Something is passing between them all, some secret. It's a conspiracy, I know it.
I told you! We're hauling ass
Look, I don't know how it is in China, but in America, if a girl is kicking your ass, you do not have to be a gentleman
Scared of who? scared of you? Im supposed to scared of you? i aint scared of nobody cus i will lay your ass out!
"Any Moran with a box of matchs can light a fire. Raining down sulpher is an endurance trial. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer."
Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby.
Do you know the difference between brown-nosing and ass-kissing? Depth perception.
Don't be cynical. Why do you always assume the worst about people?
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Shut up, you slowass driver. You drive like a bitch!
I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it.
Marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation.
We are, I assume, still trying to outwit each other?
There is evil out there, and I'm gonna kick its' ass!
The best thing to do is to get your ass out of here. Best way that you can.
How come all of you college boys wear those faggo*y-ass white shoes?
Catherine, an artist may paint a thousand canvasses before achieving a work of art, would you deny a lover the same practice?
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