Quotes:Who won what? The asshole award? Let me tell you, it was a tie!
The order of Lenin, for Comrade Bond. The first ever non-Soviet citizen to recieve this award.
I'm in love with a girl, and I'm going to help hang her father. [largest non sequitur in movie land award goes to... Foreign correspondent]
Our operations officer's farthole is sewn so tight he shits out of his mouth. [wins the award for most unpleasant line in a film that decade]
I dream of being an entrepreneur right here in good old Micronesia [also wins the award for least catchy film title ever]
It is such an honour to have received this most prestigious award in recognition of the humble work that I have done
I tell you, nothing makes a woman hotter than to be with an award-winning filmmaker.
I am the greatest one in the whole world. I have been following your career with great interest, Monsieur Bobby. [strangest film title ever award nominee]
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