Quotes:If you can dodge wrenches, you can dodge balls.
'Well pollish my balls and serve me a milkshake'
Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop
In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few ball games, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.
Every second we step on that flo we are peddle to the medal we run the ball we pressure the ball and most importantly we control the tempo of the game all season long we played our game rite now we playin thays.
Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby.
There's no crying in baseball!
Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?
Two options, the bullet or the ballot, nations choose different options; which would you prefer?
...ha... he files through the air faster than a cannonball!
One long ball hitter, that's what we need! I'd sell my soul for one long ball hitter
A man has two things in this world: his word and his balls. Or is that three things? [very good line]
These are not baseball cards we're talking about here. These are heads!
You came halfway around the world to watch me play this basketball?
I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones.
Young man, you've got balls. Bring me wine!
She may not be the youngest girl at the ball, but she'll turn a head or two.
Every woman's fantasy [on going to the firemans ball, on the fantasy of every woman who likes a man in uniform]
You bring the equipment, I'll bring my balls.
I'm gonna teach you how to flirt, and you're gonna have a ball doing it!
Football: It's a form of mating ritual
My name is Morgan and I play football [and scarily that is the most memorable line from this film]
Maybe back in the days of the pioneers a man could go his own way, but today you got to play ball.
I am just a ballet dancer, Corporal Gregory.
Football used to be the most important thing in my life, but now I have met Karen... [aww too soppy thanks!]
You have a goal, and you have the balls to reach that goal. You have this blind stupid belief in yourself.
A fellow as ugly as you are probably couldn't get to first base without a fire [baseball reference there for any non-Americans!]
A baseball that is repelled by wood, this truly will take the sporting world by storm and make me a fortune!
With red protruding eyeballs and black protruding tongue [on Francis Hinsley, who was hung]
I guess everybody has their own idea of fun. Some people go to football games. Other people do less superficial things.
[real perceptive, lucas]
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