Quotes:I pledge allegiance... to the band... of Mr. Schneebly... and will not fight him... for creative control... and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band.
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
How's this for a band camp story?
I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands, they just don't.
My husband cheated on me left and right. He made me feel like I was crazy all the time.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
I ain't falling for no banana in my tail pipe!
If you can't trust a Swiss banker, then what's the world coming to?
Well Tom, that's bad types. Politicians, bankers, cattle-kings... Scum...
Banish yourself with a torch, large sack and rubber soled shoes; meanwhile I need a furrier, oh, and I know just where to find him, a-ha ha.
My husband was a movie freak. Actually, he was particularly obsessed with one movie, "The Wizard of Oz."
Your husband sweats more than any man I know, and now I can understand why.
I love the band... pledge allegiance to the band!
Come along baby and jump on the bandwagon!
Go back to your fancy cars, and your big bank accounts, and your celebrity friends, and your beautiful women, and Victoria Silvestedt
Only two years ago one of our priests was in the bank in San Marco when you robbed it.
So does everyone know the plan for robbing the bank?
I know a divine taxidermist, darling. Did my first husband.
I can't have sex with you! My body belongs to my husband and there is no way that I could betray him in that way.
I'm in love with the man I married. And he's not even my husband [good lord what a scandal]
No ex-husband of Gloria's ever has to apologise to me about anything
There is never quite such a high or anything as stupid as robbing a bank...
How the world started is still a big unknown, but for most, it started with a deathly silence, as there was no sound. This we call the big bang...
It was bad judgment to bother a cop's widow about the love life of her husband!
This may be an unlikely band, but it's still going to be one of the best bands that the world has ever seen
Robbing banks is a perilous game; however robbing banks with nerve gas is genious
I've got my own way of taking banks. I come in shooting, I kill everyone inside and I grab the dough
So God ordered a hit on an investment banker?
You're using Jack to help you rob the bank. [as opposed to using rob to help you jack the bank]
The can can was banned? Why did they ban the can can, so the woman lift their legs and you can see their skirts... that was once considered something to be censored?!
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