Quotes:I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over.
Like my daddy said right before he killed my mom, "If ya want somethin' done right, ya gotta do it yourself". He also said...
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
Now I've been shot at three times before. Twice on purpose and once by accident. And I'm still here. And I'm gonna be here for as long as I want to be.
No, sir, I'm afraid not, no sir. I yielded the floor once before, if you can remember, and I was practically never heard of again. No sir. And we might as well all get together on this yielding business right off the bat, now.
Any last words before I blow your brains out you miserable prick?
Catherine, an artist may paint a thousand canvasses before achieving a work of art, would you deny a lover the same practice?
This looks like the same piece-of-shit sky blue Cadillac you had before!
You call that life? If an Apache cannot live in his home mountains like his fathers before him, he is already dead!
I believe you better shut your damn mouth before I decide to leave you down here.
It always gets a little colder just before winter comes.
I gotta get the family farm back before I start worrying about that.
You would have your own mother in a skillet before she got cold.
You would have your own mother in a skillet before she got cold.
I have found land, somewhere that no-one else has been before.
Buddha once sat before a wall, and when he arose he was enlightened.
I usually have at least a month, before I am faced with student in womens' underwear.
I do not know what it is about him, I have killed before but I just cannot get it out of my mind this time...
Life is all about seeing the opportunities and taking them before they leave your grasp...
Verybody else up here acts like they've never seen a black man before.
There ain't nothing more poignant than something as sensuous as a kiss before dying
I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe I've even loved you before I saw you.
I never felt the titties of a millionaire before. [honestly fred, you haven't lived]
The negligee you gave me got all tore up night before last.
[sounds like a trauma there Loretta!]
You've got to lick it, before you kick it! You've got to make it soft and wet before you stick it! [honestly bit crude isn't it akmed]
Before I can go on a date I have to eat 2 herring, collect 5 different tulips and drink a beer from a wooden shoe.
Henry, if we die before you get back, promise you'll tell everybody she wasn't my date.
Our Peter knows how far he can go before I knock him to Kingdom Come
I want something great. I want something that's never been done before!
I could show you some of the houses I lived in before Frank found me. They were luxuriant!
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