Quotes:I cannot see, man! [on being blinded]
What is all this whining about 'loving' and 'sharing' and not being whole without a partner? Let me tell you, I don't need anyone. I am quite capable of self-fulfilment.
I never met a dame yet that didn't know if she was good-looking or not without being told, and there's some of them that give themselves credit for more than they've got.
I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist.
I'm okay with being unimpressive, I sleep better.
I'm mad at my dad. Why is that so hard for me to see? I have no problem being mad at you.
"Don't make fun of my hobbies, I don't make fun of you for being an asshole"
"I don't mind being eatin."
Do you believe my being stronger or faster, has anything to do with my muscles, in this place?
Short of the outbreak of World War Three, the ship sinking... being attacked by a giant octopus, I'd like to be undisturbed for the next thirty minutes.
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Look, you got start being careful. I think you really should go on vacation
The worst part about being you is pretending to be so bad in bed!
I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.
I'm being toyed with by a bunch of depraved children
The appearance of law must be upheld, especially when it's being broken.
Why don't you stop being a bitch, for let's say an hour, and I'll not knock the religion of your choice for a week.
I married a first date. I'm sure you plan on being level-headed, but once you're in the moment, the male brain seems, I don't know, everything they say suddenly seems brilliant
For me the Internet is just yet another way of being rejected by women
People have accused me of being absent minded, I forget why!
If this assignment gets blown, I want to go on record right now, that this is the most stupid, dimwitted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbage that I have ever in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with.
You know the problem with being smart? You always know what will happen next. It ruins the suspense.
You know what I like about you? You enjoy being in control. Like me.
Being pardoned... this is a very poignant moment given what I have just discovered.
Man has alwas struggled for just four things.
Being human, that is one thing man just cannot stop being.
Man, no-one ever told me that being best man was going to be such a stressful job!
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
It is terrible being blind can you imagine that? Even thinking about what that would mean...
But gentlemen, I know nothing about this article being printed. I was out of town.
Besides being an accessory to a robbery and being shot at? [when asked what the matter was]
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