Quotes:I cannot see, man! [on being blinded]
I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
Er, OK, so this is a bit of a surprise to see you at my door! [when the blind date turns up]
It is terrible being blind can you imagine that? Even thinking about what that would mean...
As they say, in the land of the blind, than the cyclops is king!
Who are we kidding? I'm blind. I can't see see. I don't belong here. I'm not meant to see
If you've never done it then flying blind can be one of the most scary and most exhilirating things that you can ever do
You know what they say about blind prostitutes?
[no, must have missed that one chuck, what do they say?]
You have a goal, and you have the balls to reach that goal. You have this blind stupid belief in yourself.
Honey, you left the blinds open. We all know him intimately
If it weren't for Venetian blinds, it'd be curtains for us [is that one of the least funny jokes in the history of time?]
It is the worst kind of yellowness to be so scared of yourself that you put blindfolds on rather than deal with yourself.
A blind date is something that you get nervous about at the best of times, never mind some time like this!
If we don't report this, it's a felony. It's the same as stealing. It's a blind alley with a big barred gate at the end.
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