Quotes:You wanna make a deal? How about this? You give me Neo or we all die, right here, right now.
Please don't say such nice things about the kids. I cry too easily. Both in sorrow and in joy.
Someone has been pissing on my Gamecube and I'm about to close the case.
In the months leading up to my wedding, I was thinking about you all the time. I mean, even on my way there; I'm in the car, a buddy of mine is driving me downtown and I'm staring out the window, and I think I see you, not far from the church, right? Folding up an umbrella and walking into a deli on the corner of 13th and Broadway. And I thought I was going crazy, but now I think it probably was you.
What is all this whining about 'loving' and 'sharing' and not being whole without a partner? Let me tell you, I don't need anyone. I am quite capable of self-fulfilment.
But one thing you can never underestimate about Frank Butcher, is his ability to make a cock-up of things.
Women are never happy unless they've got something to be unhappy about.
Have you ever
thought about the person who designed the sports skirt?
How much can you know about yourself, you've never been in a fight? I don't wanna die without any scars.
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
You talking about killing? Hmm? Y'all experts? Y'all know about killing? I'd like to hear about it, potheads.
Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.
Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.
Think of it as a Bradley assault vehicle. [talking about an SUV]
Life? Don't talk to me about life!
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our dark that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people don't feel insecure around you.We are all meant to shine as children do. Its not just in some of us; its in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsiously give other people to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. Sir I just wanna say thank you . . . You saved my life.
Ladies, ladies, ladies. Did you hear about that 2 for 1 special? Two of you, one of me, now ain't that special
Draw... people smiling, dogs running, rainbows. They don't have meetings about rainbows.
"I'm glad I'm so open about my sexuality that I'll wear this." (Referring to an apron)
The battle of Helm's Deep is over; the battle for Middle Earth is about to begin.
I wonder if people will ever say, 'let's hear about Frodo and the Ring.' And they'll say 'yes, that's one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, Dad?' 'Yes, my boy, the most famousest of hobbits. And that's saying a lot.'
Petrol station guy:you two wouldnt last 10 seconds over that line!
Spongebob: oh yeah? we'll see about that!
*drive over line. Thug stands in the way of the car*
thug: Get out of the car.
*Pat and sponge jump out, thug gets in and drives off*
Spongebob:...how many seconds was that?
Petrols station guy: *checks watch*.. twelve
Patrick and Spongebob: In your face! *slaps knee*
You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop
Momma always says there's an awful lot you could tell about a person by their shoes. Where they're going. Where they've been. I've worn lots of shoes. I bet if I think about it real hard I could remember my first pair of shoes. Momma said they'd take me anywhere. She said they was my magic shoes.
You preach about waiting for love. Well, here it is, right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So that makes you a hypocrite.
Oh, well, we're all a little freaky, Doreen. It's the straight ones you've got to worry about.
Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport
Will was so frustrated with how my lima beans grew faster than his. And that's when I finally told him about my powers
Don't be cynical. Why do you always assume the worst about people?
The worst part about being you is pretending to be so bad in bed!
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