Quotes:I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker!
Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable but that is called caniblism and is frowned upon in many societies.
You and Rowdy have the same illness, it's called denial and it's probably going to kill you both
Does the fact that you called seventeen times last night with no response from me send any kind of signal to you?
Let me tell you this girl is not called Blanche for no reason at all!
Have you ever heard of a thing called destiny? [maybe she was fated not to, Napoleon]
A lot more Mikes will die [thems the breaks if you are called Mike, right?]
In the future, we don't need horses. We have motorised carriages called automobiles.
I live on a little planet called reality, where things like that don't happen.
There is a principle called the domino effect - everything stands together, or it falls together, one after one
His book is called My Brother Pissed On Me. Is that a metaphor or did he really piss on you? [good question there Bill!]
Well why is it called fat city?
Because it's where all the fat people come to lose weight
So shouldn't it be called slim city then?
So why is it called flamingo road, are there pink birds on it?
Have you lived in Blackpool all your life?
[despite being called Funny Bones that's one of the most memorable lines...]
We have been called giovanni, we have been called to serve in the army...
You can't have too much security. [certainly taken to heart by so called A list celebrities anyway]
Never was there a place so bleak or one with so little hope than the place that they called jackson county jail
The most notorious novel of the century [the tagline to the film, not a character called tag! A rather lazy tagline all the same]
There's a killer on the loose [of course there is, this is a film called Lady in Cement!]
I've travelled halfway around the world, at great expense, simply to kill a different kind of bird. [great line for a film that is called a man called horse!]
So why are you called Man Friday and not for instance Man Thursday or Man Saturday? This is rather quirky and I feel it rather does demand an explanation!
If you are a madam then you can be sure that you will have a client who is called Adam!
She's going out with some baseball player called Greg Barnett
It's not very politically correct to be called fat sam is it? Well, no that just wouldn't do would it!
If you are called Joan then you should realise that people automatically think you are quite an old person
And they love me for the same reason they used to hate me, because I'm the guy who knows everything. [not cos you are called herbie then?]
My father cut me out of his will. You probably knew he tried to contact me over the years. I never called him back
Someone who loves rats may either be called ratboy, or mad, the choice is yours!
We were playing this game of drawing poker, you see, and it seems there's a thing called 'bluffing'
You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground
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