Quotes:Jim. Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.
When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something's gotta be wrong. Come on, guys let's go for some pizza.
Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.
You make it with some of these chicks, they think you gotta dance with them
Runt, should
Chicken Little have an open talk with his father and clear the air...
This town's full of chicks who won't go out with you.
He'll try anything: men, women, goats, chickens, dogs, mud... anything!
[eww gross]
You've got only one life to live. You can either make it chickenshit or chicken salad.
Cows and chickens make better friends than I've ever met in Paris.
[that's real profound marguerite]
Chicks always go after the alpha male, they're like lions - kings of the desert
As the good book says, when a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick.
Hi, Egon. How's school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?
The first Earth chick we see in 10 years and he has to make a play for her. [I feel your pain edsel]
You couldn't stop being a thief any more than a weasel could stop sucking chicken blood.
Knowing your miniscule frame of reference, let me tell you that it is not a dead chicken on a stick
Just want him to stay with me until I can be sure he won't turn into Norman Nothing. I want to be sure he'll know when he's chickening out on himself
How did the quadriplegic cross the road? He was stapled to a chicken.
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