Quotes:Are you having a holly, jolly
Christmas?
It's kosher. As
Christmas.
Christmas?
Christmas means dinner, dinner means death! Death means carnage;
Christmas means carnage!
You're skipping
Christmas! Isn't that against the law?
Dear santa, please give me a sailor this year for
Christmas, I have been a very good girl!
You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on
Christmas. [you speaketh the truth, Kevin]
If there wasn't a lady present, I'd tear you apart like
Christmas goose.
It was late November, I think, and I was thinking about the whole
Christmas thing: the birth of Christ, the Wizard of Oz, family murders, and quite frankly, I was depressed.
[I feel your pain Joe]
Howard, I'm of the mind set you can never do too much to make a child's
Christmas magical.
You're the most contemptible person I've ever met in all my life! [no
Christmas card this year then Iris?]
At
Christmas time there is more optimism and a little feeling of hope that would do well at the rest of the time of the world.
I'm Jewish so I never get to do this stuff around
Christmas, you know,
Christmas tree and all that
Can you believe this? It's
Christmas Eve and we got orders to bring in Santa Claus.
Christmas trees for sale, if you want a
Christmas tree, then today's your lucky day!
On
Christmas Eve, it just doesn't seem right. You're going to ruin the winter fest.
My Mum's boyfriend says
Christmas is the time of year when Frosty fights the Devil.
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