Quotes:No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; "I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!"
We bury our sins here, Dave. We wash them clean.
"You're letting her just leave like that? Hes a freak, man. The guy cleans up dead animals for a living."
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
High five on the clean poonani!
I was celibate for so long, I started to feel like a can of kitchen cleanser: you know, sterile and gritty and abrasive
I'm thinking of introducing onto the market an all-purpose cake of soap that can also be used to clean teeth.
Don't ever eat nothing that can carry its house around with it. Who knows the last time it's been cleaned [mothers' law]
Let me get this straight, you snuck out of the house in the middle of the night to clean up graffiti? [wow that's social conscience for ya]
It takes a woman all powdered and pink to joyously clean out the drain in the sink!
Selling vacuum cleaners, it's ok on days where you clean up, but on other days, it kinda sucks
You're very sexy with your face clean. [and without it clean?]
What are you sayin, Pop? That because I'm a greasy immigrant, all I can do is clean fish?
What are you sayin, Pop? That because I'm a greasy immigrant, all I can do is clean fish?
I got this great window cleaner.
Cleans good and doesn't streak. Smells bad, though.
Cleans good, but smells bad
Why stay with this mad old man? If the rock you stay on starts to roll, jump clean.
Dead men naked they shall be one with the man in the wind and the west moon. When their bones are picked clean and the clean bones gone they shall have stars at elbow and foot
Cleaning up this place is going to be one hell of a job, that's for darn sure.
Doesn't it ever bother you that they do whatever they want because there are people like you and me who'll clean up after them? [on beautiful people]
Your heart needs to be like it's clean from the inside: no negativity, no bad thoughts.
Women should be kept illiterate and clean, like canaries
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