Quotes:I pledge allegiance... to the band... of Mr. Schneebly... and will not fight him... for creative control... and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band.
He couldn't get his judges appointed. He had trouble getting his legislation passed, and he lost Republican control of the Senate. His approval ratings in the polls began to sink. He was already beginning to look like a lame duck president. With everything going wrong, he did what any of us would do. He went... on vacation.
She told me later, that the second she lifted up her foot and saw him not flapping, she knew he was dead. Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death? A fish flapping on the carpet, and a fish not flapping on the carpet.
Hitting bottom is not a weekend-retreat, it's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying controlling everything and just let go. Let go!
Prison life consists of routine, and then more routine.
I can confidently say Ibiza is dot dot dot.
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our dark that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people don't feel insecure around you.We are all meant to shine as children do. Its not just in some of us; its in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsiously give other people to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. Sir I just wanna say thank you . . . You saved my life.
Guess that concludes negotiations...
Petrol station guy:you two wouldnt last 10 seconds over that line!
Spongebob: oh yeah? we'll see about that!
*drive over line. Thug stands in the way of the car*
thug: Get out of the car.
*Pat and sponge jump out, thug gets in and drives off*
Spongebob:...how many seconds was that?
Petrols station guy: *checks watch*.. twelve
Patrick and Spongebob: In your face! *slaps knee*
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
Ya know, my daddy used to say every man's got a devil. And you can't rest 'til you find him... but if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face.
My father died when I was thirteen and I inherited this money. Did you ever think that everyday I wake up, that I wish I could give it back, that I would give it back in a second, if it meant I could have one more day with him? But I can't. And that's my life and I deal with it.
On a similar note I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife.
Murder's a new trick for a robot, congratulations.
I keep seeing these people, all recognizing each other. Something is passing between them all, some secret. It's a conspiracy, I know it.
If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with rock music, we could totally date!
Alright... That's confiscated. All of it. And I want you on the next transport off this rock or I'm gonna shoot you where it don't grow back.
Every second we step on that flo we are peddle to the medal we run the ball we pressure the ball and most importantly we control the tempo of the game all season long we played our game rite now we playin thays.
Because people who have no hopes are easy to control. And whoever has control has... the power!
That's it. You know on second thoughts maybe I won't have a drink with you.
Do you mean that in order to save his contemptible life, he dared to impress upon our credulous simplicity?
That sarcastic contemptuous tone. That means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
Pigs: an omnivorous, domesticated, cloven hoof vertebrate that defecates the same place it consumes
I love my gay male friends but when I was a little girl, I always wished that I would be constantly surrounded by gorgeous guys.
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.
Marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation.
Damon is the biggest practical joker I know. He once convinced a sophomore that he was the middle Hanson brother just so he could get laid.
No, maybe there comes a time in every marriage when a guy considers it but not all of them give in to it, only 43%. Which I think is about to go up to 44%.
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