Quotes:We have a new record. Cue the cheesy inspirational music.
The guy had a criminal record as long as my dick.
Did you know my great-great-grandpappy fought the measles? Yup, there's been a Jones on the force ever since my ancestors came up on the umbilical cord
You have a girl. Unless I cut the wrong cord
The world must construe according to its wits; this court must construe according to the law.
If this assignment gets blown, I want to go on record right now, that this is the most stupid, dimwitted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbage that I have ever in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with.
According to the Bible, Man was created on the Earth. Nothing is ever mentioned of his going to other planets.
For the record... was written... and produced by mistake! [could have been written about the film!]
According to the War Department, I am my wife.
[one way to get company I suppose henri]
I have no thought at all about my own reward, I really didn't come here on my own accord.
I have no thought at all about my own reward, I really didn't come here on my own accord.
Jonah, you wouldn't by any chance be fu**ing my wife, would you? Because that wouldn't be conducive to a good artist-record company relationship
The records I always maintained were there to serve just one purpose - that was to be broken
If a resort goes from having an almost perfect record to this, won't they all get a little bit suspicious?
Records are a joke. There's only one way to learn: in bed with an English girl
This group is hotter than hot. They've sold more records in Sweden than Abba.
[Abba sold most abroad]
You like Patsy Cline? I just love her. I wonder how come she don't put out any more new records.
Gentlemen, you are all in a line of elite men, great men, who have defended the world's most enduring sporting record
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