Quotes:If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with rock music, we could totally date!
Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music.
Don't cry at the beginning of the date. Cry at the end of the date.
I married a first date. I'm sure you plan on being level-headed, but once you're in the moment, the male brain seems, I don't know, everything they say suddenly seems brilliant
Er, OK, so this is a bit of a surprise to see you at my door! [when the blind date turns up]
First she steals my publicity. Then she steals my lawyer, my trial date. And now she steals my goddamn garter.
Do you always answer a question with a question? Do you always date your best friend's girlfriend?
Before I can go on a date I have to eat 2 herring, collect 5 different tulips and drink a beer from a wooden shoe.
Henry, if we die before you get back, promise you'll tell everybody she wasn't my date.
Adrenaline is what life is all about at the times when you want it to be quiet and sedate!
What a sweet idea - having your first date over again as part of your anniversary!
For reasons I can't go into and you don't wanna know about, I have to go to this wedding, and I need a date, and you'd be the exact, perfect guy
Being good looking does come with its chores... for instance all these women that want to date you.
I've written the date of his arrest on the wall where the sun shines.
Why am I the only one who can see that to solve crimes, we must use our brains, assisted by reason, using uptodate scientific techniques?
A blind date is something that you get nervous about at the best of times, never mind some time like this!
You just have to ensure that you are not intimidated and stand up bravely and take whatever is coming at you.
Choose Another Topic
| |
