Quotes:If people see this they'll say 'Oh my God, that is horrible,' and then go on eating their dinners.
David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
On a similar note I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife.
I am a nice shark.
Not a mindless eating machine.
If i am to change this image, i must first change myself.
Fish are friends, not food!
If there is one thing I always appreciate, it is eating breakfast out in the morning.
If you think it's weird creating them these meals, have you seen the people that actually live here?!
How dare those people keep treating us like stupid teenage girls. [that's what you are though]
I can't belive it, I thought he loved me - and then I catch him cheating with my sister!
I can feel your heart beating. Can you feel mine?
Marriages don't work when one partner is happy and the other is miserable. Marriage is about both people being equally miserable. [oh dear, was the script writer going through divorce at the time of creating that?]
Rebellion is the only thing that keeps you alive [not breathing or your heart beating then no Rebecca?]
I know that one of you is a werewolf. I saw you in the garden this afternoon. [well stop sweating it aunt kate only a werewolf could be worse these days]
One night these punks broke into the garage and put a beating on old man Galetti.
The mob is run by murdering, thieving, lying, cheating psychopaths. We work for the President of the United States of America
And on the moon there lives a mouse that is eating up all the blue cheese
We were going to eat at one of the best restaurants in the world and here you are eating peanut butter on white bread and I'm eating crackers and olives with no drinks
If I have to ask once, then I have to ask a hundred times, why is it so hard... can everyone please stop eating the daisies!
Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. Take your situation for example: it's not cheating. It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.
What level of deception and cheating are you prepared to go to in order to realise your own dreams at the expense of others?
Is there a law against beating up you brother? Because I swear, I'll get arrested. [along with half the world!]
Lucky for me this place is soundproof. That way nobody gets to hear me beating the truth out of you.
[in which case its lucky for Gabriel not the other guy]
As my father used to say, a reporter has to do a lot of sweating before he earns the right to perspire.
It's a shame to see kids beating each other's brains out, especially when there's no financial advantage.
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