Quotes:Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got?
Have you ever heard of Harry Houdini? Well he wasn't like today's magicians who are only interested in television ratings. He was an artist. He could make an elephant disappear in the middle of a theater filled with people, and do you know how he did that? Misdirection.
Elephants can't climb trees, can they? Nah, that's ridiculous.
The chances of bagging an elephant on the Moon are remote. [well that seems quite likely to be true joseph]
If I am going to escape then I am going to take my beloved elephant with me!
I am an elephant and the handy thing is that means I never forget! What did you say?
I am a doctor, and I work mainly with humans... but when you see an elephant in distress I wanted to help.
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