Quotes:Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.
I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over.
Love? Above all things I believe in love. Love is like oxygen. Love is a many-splendoured thing, love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love.
Hitting bottom is not a weekend-retreat, it's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying controlling everything and just let go. Let go!
Alone: bad. Friend: good!
Whenever I despair, I remember that the way of truth and love has always won. There may be tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they may seem invincible, but in the end, they always fail. Think of it: always.
When you've been betrayed by a friend you hit back.
Don't mock me my friend.
Just the basics of like kung fu, karate, judo, kendo, anything-you-can-do and 'tai chi'.
What is a bite on the butt amongst friends?
[shakes his tail at Maurice]
Here, give me a nibble.
David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails…. When we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down. But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth I bid you stand, Men of the West!
I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed
Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
First rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price?
Whoa. I'm supposed to take my family to the country this weekend.
I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins.
Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands, they just don't.
If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few ball games, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.
Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.
Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.
I am a nice shark.
Not a mindless eating machine.
If i am to change this image, i must first change myself.
Fish are friends, not food!
Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happend.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
"Any Moran with a box of matchs can light a fire. Raining down sulpher is an endurance trial. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer."
You Wanna Play Rough?...Yeah?...Well Say Hello To My Little Friend!!
I was trying to comprehend the meaning of the words
I spend half the night talking to some girl, who’s looking around the room to see if there’s someone more important she should be talking to. And I’m supposed to be happy, ‘cause she’s wearing a backpack
I spend half the night talking to some girl, who’s looking around the room to see if there’s someone more important she should be talking to. And I’m supposed to be happy, ‘cause she’s wearing a backpack.
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