Quotes:What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
First rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price?
If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.
The worst part about being you is pretending to be so bad in bed!
Griffin was a mortician in civilian life, and he seemed to be spending most of his military life producing work for his army counterparts
It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van
Why are we pretending your bag isn't buzzing? You bought a vibrator. [very naughty, sheila]
I wouldn't take you to a dogfight if you were the defending champ! [that was your first mistake, mr moon]
The draft is white people sending black people to make war on the yellow people to defend the land they stole from the red people!
Well I know that we all love a happy ending, but how about loving a happy ending too?
All I know about are people fuc*ing their way to the movies, and popping pills and ending up in the
Look, if I asked you to come for dinner it's because I like spending time with you.
Think about what protecting Bernie gets us. Think about what offending Caspar loses us.
Millions of children see this cartoon, it's like sending each of them a pack of cigarettes
In the end there were no simple answers... only silence [isn't that ending nicked from somewhere else?]
The Carthaginians defending the city were attacked by three Roman legions. The Carthaginians were proud and brave but they couldn't hold
When the bell rings twice then you know it is the postman or someone who is pretending to be the postman
If you're sending someone down, you better send him fast...
It's never a mistake to care for someone [well on some occasions it can be depending what happens as a result of that care]
Damn cripples: Always ending up on welfare. I'd electrocute them all if there weren't so damn many.
What are you more afraid of - spending more than two consecutive nights with the same woman, or finding out this thing might not be as crazy as it seems?
As I watched her becoming mother to herself, I felt my own long motherhood ending. [what on earth does that mean, director?]
I am the local civilian authority and I am hereby making a formal request of the military to do everything in its power to assist and aid me in apprehending known
We could call the cops, Richard, but you know where we'd be spending our weekend
I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me.
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