Quotes:David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
"I'm glad I'm so open about my sexuality that I'll wear this." (Referring to an apron)
Don't talk to it, Merry. Don't encourage it.
Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed
I always thought a verruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot. Ha.
She'll only break your heart, it's a fact. And even though I warn you, even though I guarantee you that the girl will only hurt you terribly, you'll still pursue her. Ain't love grand?
Her blood coursed through my veins sweeter than life itself. And as it did, Lestat's words made sense to me. I knew peace only when I killed and when I heard her heart in that terrible rhythm, I knew again what peace could be.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
I am living proof, that a mind is a terrible thing. [yes, Gary, you are]
It is terrible being blind can you imagine that? Even thinking about what that would mean...
Err I think this is something to do with a vampire, it looks like a tomb... eurgh!
The capsule may have come from the moon but this tribe of people are more extraterrestrial.
There must be something terribly frightening in this house!
Biggest thing you ever saw, lit up like a floating birthday cake.
[remembering the ferry]
It seems terrible that something bad can happen and all anybody can do is stand by and watch. [that's real life alice]
An honest virgin: What a terrible combination!
They were Methodists, a denomination my father referred to as Baptists who could read
You really do hate life, don't you, Berry-Berry?
They say you dream about the person who's gonna kill you. [err no that's just you Caleb]
Err... there is something moving in the cave, and I have a feeling it doesn't want to be our friend!
For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches. [err thanks for that one rita]
I have to admit this sounds like an inocuous question but I have always wondered... are you good at making cherry pie?
Before I can go on a date I have to eat 2 herring, collect 5 different tulips and drink a beer from a wooden shoe.
Who, in their right mind Kevin, could possibly deny the twentieth century was entirely mine? [err that'd be all of us, Johnny noy!]
We've got a body in the morgue that seems to have died twice. Now, assuming this isn't a computer error, what do we assume? [good question]
Being resurrected, I have a lot of catching up to do and terrorising too!
People think that pipes grow on trees. But they sure as hell don't! [err no-one really thinks that mr x]
There's a goat over there: Go improve your love life. [err, that's just not legal joseph!]
Sometimes it's not easy sitting anywhere, especially if you've got piles [gross not a mental image that we wanted, derryn]
I've got an honest man's conscience [err you are a murderer though vince]
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