Quotes:The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch, up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Whoa. I'm supposed to take my family to the country this weekend.
I think everything must go back to the fact that I had a very anxious childhood. You know, my mother never had time for me. You know, when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.
What's my mother going to say? I've disgraced my whole family!
I know, my little immigrant. You want to find your family. And you will.
We have to convince the little housewife out there that the tomato that ate the family pet is not dangerous... [as you do]
I gotta get the family farm back before I start worrying about that.
Your whole family hates me... Jack hates me, Val hates me, Joey hates me.
This family's like a drug, and we're all junkies.
A woman has an orgasm, it's like a fuc*ing earthquake, right? [language please, Trent, this is a family site!]
Just because you're fuc*ing my sister doesn't mean you're part of the family. [keith, language, please!]
There is nothing quite so nostalgic as a family picture. Look at the family portrait everyone smiling sweetly and you can remember times as they once were, when life was simple, before you all grew up!
If you ever come near my family again, I'll kill you. Do you understand?
[beth i think you need to explain that less subtely]
Don't look now but your family is dead... just kidding [some things you don't joke about max jenke]
I'm ashamed to be your father. You're a disgrace to our family name of Wagstaff, if such a thing is possible.
It was late November, I think, and I was thinking about the whole Christmas thing: the birth of Christ, the Wizard of Oz, family murders, and quite frankly, I was depressed.
[I feel your pain Joe]
Mom and I have one of those special relationships that transcend the usual bonds of family.
You can't feed a dog on the dole, and you can't feed a family either [depends which country you live in!]
We are a working class family living in Wales, we haven't exactly had all the breaks in life have we
There are some things that you discuss with friends and family, and some things that you must never.
Hard luck is something that runs in my family, or that's my excuse for my lack of achievements anyhow.
I wish I had a bar of American family soap to wash your mouth out with
Nice Greek girls who don't find a husband, work in the family restaurant.
Well, it seems from a far that if two people in a family are after the same person it's only a recipe for disaster
When you are a member of this family, you learn pretty soon that anything can happen!
The family... that unit which you take for granted most until it is not there
Guys like us that work on ranches are the loneliest guys in the world. They ain't got no family and they don't belong no place. [everyone together... awwwww]
The New York family is never typical, usually different and always interesting to observe
There are times when being an orphan is not so bad, at least you don't have family worries!
There are many difficult things to being a family man - such as the boring and tiring job in between ever seeing them!
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