Quotes:In the months leading up to my wedding, I was thinking about you all the time. I mean, even on my way there; I'm in the car, a buddy of mine is driving me downtown and I'm staring out the window, and I think I see you, not far from the church, right? Folding up an umbrella and walking into a deli on the corner of 13th and Broadway. And I thought I was going crazy, but now I think it probably was you.
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
Farewell.
This suggestion that we're some kind of megalomaniacs is so far from the truth that it does annoy me.
No tomb for Denethor and
Faramir. No long, slow sleep of death embalmed. We shall burn, like the heathen kings of old. Bring wood and oil.
As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster
A place where there isn't any trouble. Do you suppose there is such a place Toto? There must be. It's not a place you can get to by a boat or a train. It's far, far away. Behind the moon, beyond the rain.
He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.
Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.
The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away.
Oh, man! Where do I begin? First there was the time the farmer traded me for some magic beans. I ain't never gotten over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Piñata! Piñata!" What the hell is a piñata, anyway?
I like this film fine so far!
It hasn't started yet!
That's what I like about it!
Some things to remember us by: A safari suit, boots, helmet and a holo-disk so you can relive the jump.
Another time, and another place, far far far away from here and now...
Tastes like sh*t and smells like a fart! What a great and unique product we got here!
What the hell is that smell? Did something just die in here? [after the other guy farts]
I gotta get the family farm back before I start worrying about that.
Worst nightmare always seems so far away.
Most people who drive through here see farms. Houses, and fields, and shit
I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it's coming out of my mouth.
Our Peter knows how far he can go before I knock him to Kingdom Come
I am going. I have to get away from this farm and see the world; I am going to go to New York...
You know what they say about farm girls, sugar, don't ya?
There ain't gonna be a farm animal safe for three counties tonight. [now that does sound worrying]
I was never more certain of how far away I was from my goal than when I was standing right beside it. [another deep quote from a film!]
Goodbye again, fair maiden, air until I doth see ye again, farewell, adieu, I bid ye goodbye!
This is the greatest adventure of my life... so far!
Our operations officer's farthole is sewn so tight he shits out of his mouth. [wins the award for most unpleasant line in a film that decade]
As far as they know Russ Raymond has gone for good...
A farmer may become a hunchback but it's rare for a hunchback to become a farmer. [very profound cesar]
Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigour mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness.
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