Quotes:Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.
Is it true, sir, that when they found him, his stripes and insignia were still on the uniform?
Sometimes reality is too complex for oral communication. But legend embodies it in a form which enables it to spread all over the world
Believe me dear lady, children are a better form of marital therapy than any trip to India.
Seduction is a technique, an art form, but it does not always work!
If we had enough information, we could predict the consequences of our actions. Would you want to know?
Destroy all monsters - sounds like a solid election platform - I'm sold at least!
That's why she's the former truant officer. You schoolteachers will find me strict enough.
It was the most embarrassing thing I've ever done, and I once rode a unicycle wearing a tutu! [that's too much information, Archie!]
Have you ever wondered, if just possibly, everything we see around us is one big experiment that is about to go horribly wrong performed by a super race?
I work on this baby the same way, trying to get maximum performance.
One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second [welcome to the world of hollywood actors young ferris]
Haha, combining these telekinetic powers and the nuclear energy should mean this new life form can be made...
Every woman's fantasy [on going to the firemans ball, on the fantasy of every woman who likes a man in uniform]
Football: It's a form of mating ritual
So pickpocketing is an art form, so what you need to pickpocket well is a master pickpocketing teacher got it?
Hunger strikes in all sorts of shapes and forms, from nothing the pangs of hungers come down
Let's crawl back into a uniform. You make us look like a bunch of pirates.
The informer is a mysterious messenger and no one knows where he gets his information from, apart from the man himself, and he is so elusive even he never knows where he is!
When women cease to attract men, they often turn to reform as a second option. [profound insight from over 90 years ago!]
Bravo, Bravo. An extraordinary performance. And thank you for entertaining my victim.
Being appointed the military governor means that I have many responsibilities to the prime minister which I intend to perform dutifully.
I must apologize, gentlemen, for the somewhat informal manner in which we effected our introduction, but my colleague and I have a certain proposition which we'd like to put to you
What do you think you're going to find, a handsome young man in uniform?
The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the genesis of my lifeform
I am the performer Lola Montez, you will remember my name after tonight!
If some lives form a perfect circle, other take shape in ways we cannot predict or always understand.
Being sent to the reform school is not something that I was particularly relishing...
Jazz is the sound of the devil sniggering at our follies [and there you were thinking it was a form of improvised music!]
Being both a former alcoholic and also being unemployed at the same time does make a little hard to be described as a good catch!
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