Quotes:Alone: bad.
Friend: good!
When you've been betrayed by a friend you hit back.
Don't mock me my friend.
What is a bite on the butt amongst friends?
[shakes his tail at Maurice]
Here, give me a nibble.
David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails…. When we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down. But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth I bid you stand, Men of the West!
Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.
I am a nice shark.
Not a mindless eating machine.
If i am to change this image, i must first change myself.
Fish are friends, not food!
You Wanna Play Rough?...Yeah?...Well Say Hello To My Little
Friend!!
I love my gay male friends but when I was a little girl, I always wished that I would be constantly surrounded by gorgeous guys.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I hate it! I hate having to go along with everything my friends say!
You seen my girlfriend, tall, thin, legs for days?
Yeah. I pitched her overboard.
What happened to that nice girlfriend of yours?
Oh, she's dead. She got hit by a car.
Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more; or close the wall up with our English dead!
I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole.
Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
There you are, my friend. Man, you should have killed me when you had the chance to.
I have a lot of friends who are crazier than you. But not many friends who are better than you.
American! You have thirty seconds to surrender or I kill your girlfriend!
Go back to your fancy cars, and your big bank accounts, and your celebrity friends, and your beautiful women, and Victoria Silvestedt
One must always be aware, my friend, of the beast within.
Between friends, there is no such thing as a real secret. Whether that is a good thing or not, I do not know!
The three best friends the poor people have ever had are Jesus Christ, Sears & Roebuck and Earl K. Long.
Yes I was his girlfriend, please let me come in.
I am smoking cigarettes and some of my friends have died of them, but I am not downing a quart of Scotch in fifteen minutes.
Conducting and having several girlfriends, in many ways, these require the same skills
Looks like you got a love letter from one of your other girlfriends.
Your friends have a high mortality rate Frank. First three, then two.
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