Quotes:You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
The Skynet
Funding Bill is passed.
David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
"Don't make fun of my hobbies, I don't make fun of you for being an asshole"
You soaked his underpants in meat. That is so wrong.
Funny, but wrong.
"Ed: I'm sorry Shaun.
Shaun: No it's ok it's not your fault.
Ed: No Shaun. I'm sorry.
Shaun: Oh that isn't funny.
Ed: I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing."
I have a degree in psychology, it goes with the turf... Games are fun.
I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice
Hold the
Funeral, poindexter!
Doesn't that bloodhound ever relax? He sticks so close he's beginning to grow on me... like a fungus
The eternal struggle between good and evil, saint and sinners... but you are still not having fun!
Observe the fundamental weakness of the criminal mind. They will believe no one nor anything.
You talk funny too! Where are you from?
What can I say. I'm a bad man. But sometimes it is fun to be bad.
Who are you then? Lemme guess, you're not funny so you must be the flamin' comedian then!
He ought to look at a casualty list sometime - There's a lot of funny names there!
What's the price of your cheapest funeral? [nice question Laurie]
My name is Jenny Hill, and I'm simultaneously funny and sad.
It's funny, but practically all the people I know were strangers when I met them.
[yes very funny Joyce!]
Bounty, treasure, ill gotten gains... gaining it has always been fun and filled with peril
I'm funny! Maybe not in a humourous way [what way then!]
Although we are all living together in this tiny house, we can still get along and have some fun...
It's funny the evolution of marriage. First, a double bed, then twin beds, now separate rooms.
[you old cynic you Carol]
You know how funny people can be about a spot of murder.
Funny thing how he always strikes in the rain.
You're so funny, honey - actually I'll just admit to them that I'm married to a moron! [perhaps a little too honest at the marriage counselling there caroline]
I don't care, it's funny because I know what's going to happen.
My whole life is passing before my eyes, and we don't even have children yet. [life goes quick when you're having fun!
Mushrooms? I have news for you. This year, at my school, you will not study mushrooms! [quite right tessier, but that means you're not a fun-guy [fungi]]
Have you lived in Blackpool all your life?
[despite being called
Funny Bones that's one of the most memorable lines...]
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