Quotes:You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
You soaked his underpants in meat. That is so wrong.
Funny, but wrong.
"Ed: I'm sorry Shaun.
Shaun: No it's ok it's not your fault.
Ed: No Shaun. I'm sorry.
Shaun: Oh that isn't funny.
Ed: I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing."
You talk funny too! Where are you from?
Who are you then? Lemme guess, you're not funny so you must be the flamin' comedian then!
He ought to look at a casualty list sometime - There's a lot of funny names there!
My name is Jenny Hill, and I'm simultaneously funny and sad.
It's funny, but practically all the people I know were strangers when I met them.
[yes very funny Joyce!]
I'm funny! Maybe not in a humourous way [what way then!]
It's funny the evolution of marriage. First, a double bed, then twin beds, now separate rooms.
[you old cynic you Carol]
You know how funny people can be about a spot of murder.
Funny thing how he always strikes in the rain.
You're so funny, honey - actually I'll just admit to them that I'm married to a moron! [perhaps a little too honest at the marriage counselling there caroline]
I don't care, it's funny because I know what's going to happen.
Have you lived in Blackpool all your life?
[despite being called
Funny Bones that's one of the most memorable lines...]
Every girl and woman loves a funny man, humour is one of the most important seduction techniques available to a man!
Even your infantile penis jokes seem funny and witty this morning.
[wow you must be desperate for humour max cos they are pathetic]
Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise. [must have taken them ages to come up with such a funny line as that which works on so many levels]
You're about the sexiest bozo ever to wear to a funny blue dress.
There are many things that I do not find to be funny and that most definitely is one of them!
You know, it's funny, if Radcliffe had been here, I'd have been a hero.
Sometimes it is just not funny being a full time clown!
If it weren't for Venetian blinds, it'd be curtains for us [is that one of the least funny jokes in the history of time?]
You're certainly a funny girl for anybody to meet who's just been up the Amazon for a year.
The first comic I ever met stole my piggy bank in a railroad station in Portland [I guess they weren't funny enough then dixie!]
Liar, liar, pants on fire... OK so it's not original but it is funny!
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
[and a failure of the writers to give the lead character a funny name]
I guess I haven't seen you run before and I thought you were doing a funny run.
Funny how it is, that the morning after things always look so very different to how they did the night before.
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