Quotes:You gotta protect your McNuggets!
Petrol station guy:you two wouldnt last 10 seconds over that line!
Spongebob: oh yeah? we'll see about that!
*drive over line. Thug stands in the way of the car*
thug: Get out of the car.
*Pat and sponge jump out, thug gets in and drives off*
Spongebob:...how many seconds was that?
Petrols station guy: *checks watch*.. twelve
Patrick and Spongebob: In your face! *slaps knee*
Sometimes the world of the living gets mixed up with the world of the dead.
Verbal ability is a highly over-rated thing in a guy, and it's our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble.
Nobody gets out of here without singing the blues!
If this assignment gets blown, I want to go on record right now, that this is the most stupid, dimwitted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbage that I have ever in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with.
It always gets a little colder just before winter comes.
He's always chasing the pot of gold, but when he gets there, at the end of the day, it's just corn flakes
It's not the doing shit that gets to you - It's the consequences - Imagine a life without consequences.
I don't want her [my daughter] exposed to any graphic violence, she gets enough from the media.
Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it.
What gets me is, how did you know we was after them cattle? [psychic ability ben old boy!]
Nobody burns my ass and gets away with it, Gordon. [talking to flesh gordon]
Beware of the midgets. They're taking over the world. [is it PC to use the word midgets hennessey?]
Something gets broken, they screw up in class, hurt somebody's feelings, show up at the prom drunk
Wives may be a little extra trouble now and then, but they're mighty handy gadgets to have around the house [spoken like a true chauvinist]
Hate for hate's sake and the whole world gets annoyed with each other pretty quick!
He who gets slapped should turn the other cheek
Everybody gets dead. It was his turn. [well that is one way of looking at death]
From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun [sounds like a fair reason you got there gus, but why so angry?]
A zombie gets more bad press than it deserves, they are quite harmless really!
If I have to explain to one more person that they won't be seeing their kids again... [never gets any easier does it Gil?]
The informer is a mysterious messenger and no one knows where he gets his information from, apart from the man himself, and he is so elusive even he never knows where he is!
Paris is burning? damn, it never gets any easier!
One thing you admire about the kangaroo is how it always gets up again and bounces away when its knocked down
A nickel bag gets sold in the park, I want in. You guys got fat while everybody starved on the street [jealousy there frank?]
When a dame gets killed, she doesn't worry about how she looks. [true dat]
What's this thing that gets between us and Shakespeare?
When an angel gets lost, the whole of heaven cries
A pro never forgets his good lines kid.
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