Quotes:Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.
You seen my girlfriend, tall, thin, legs for days?
Yeah. I pitched her overboard.
What happened to that nice girlfriend of yours?
Oh, she's dead. She got hit by a car.
American! You have thirty seconds to surrender or I kill your girlfriend!
Yes I was his girlfriend, please let me come in.
Conducting and having several girlfriends, in many ways, these require the same skills
Looks like you got a love letter from one of your other girlfriends.
Do you always answer a question with a question? Do you always date your best friend's girlfriend?
I'm just so close to my menstrual cycle that I could scream. [then let it out, you go, girlfriend]
Last time you made chili and cornbread, your ex-girlfriend was on the island
Personally I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband, if she'll fool a husband she'll fool me.
When you go back over your previous girlfriends, you realise that you haven't done too badly in your life after all!
When I teamed up with her, my ex girlfriend, I knew that great things were going to be possible for these people
Listen, you can meet a guy's ex-girlfriend in a bar and feel her up.
You're a dead-end, dead-beat, nowhere Mister [and your girlfriend looks] like a Mississippi alligators sister!
This is my house and I decide who goes and who stays. You got a house, why don't you get some of your girlfriends and go home to it?
So, this Stewart guy is now looking after by girlfriend... that guy has made a mistake by doing that.
My girlfriend went out one night and came back married [and not to you either was it McCann!]
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