Quotes:Okay, look, here's the deal. Man, you were gonna drive me around tonight, never be the wiser, but El Gordo got in front of a window, did his high dive, we're into Plan B. Still breathing? Now we gotta make the best of it, improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, shit happens, I Ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it.
Man's got a right to protect his property and his life, and we ain't lettin' no rancher or his lawman take either.
When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something's gotta be wrong. Come on, guys let's go for some pizza.
Women are never happy unless they've got something to be unhappy about.
I paid a quid for these underpants, I’ve got 50p’s worth stuck up me arse.
I never met a dame yet that didn't know if she was good-looking or not without being told, and there's some of them that give themselves credit for more than they've got.
It was amazing [the lesbian kiss that got the world talking]
Have I got a big nose, Mum?
You forgot the rule. Now, what is the rule?
I gotta tell you - you're fired!
You gotta protect your McNuggets!
Marty: This is heavy!
Dr. Brown: Whats weight got to do with it?
Guess that concludes negotiations...
Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed
Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got?
Like my daddy said right before he killed my mom, "If ya want somethin' done right, ya gotta do it yourself". He also said...
I always thought a verruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot. Ha.
Ya know, my daddy used to say every man's got a devil. And you can't rest 'til you find him... but if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face.
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?
For the first time in my life, I got people respecting me. Please, don't ask me to give it up.
Regan. I love your Daddy. I'll always love your Daddy, honey. OK? Burke just comes around here a lot, 'cause, well, he's lonely. Don't got nuttin' to do.
Oh, well, we're all a little freaky, Doreen. It's the straight ones you've got to worry about.
Oh I almost forgot. He payed me a thousand. I think his idea was that I kill you.
Listen, mister, if you don't get me on board that goddamn submarine, I might just have a war for you! You got me? Now you have ten more minutes' worth of fuel, we stay here ten more minutes!
Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day.
Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music.
I've only got one gun, that's 6 bullets. They're six, that's 36 bullets. Maybe they've got two guns, that's 72 bullets, maybe they've got rifles...
I figured you'd be hungry, so I stopped on the way over. I got your favourite, Chinese.
You just caught me on a good night. I'm doing what I was made to do - and I've got a feeling I'm going to do it even better this time
Chas, let me finish here. I've got six weeks to set things right with you and I aim to do it. Will you give me a chance?
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