Quotes:I've, uh, vertically integrated myself. You know, diversified and shit, and now I'm into the occasional grand larceny, home invasion... shit like that.
That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
I love waking up in the morning not knowing where I'm gonna go or who I'm gonna meet. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge, and now here I am, on the grandest ship in the world, having champagne with you fine people.
She'll only break your heart, it's a fact. And even though I warn you, even though I guarantee you that the girl will only hurt you terribly, you'll still pursue her. Ain't love grand?
Did you know my great-great-grandpappy fought the measles? Yup, there's been a Jones on the force ever since my ancestors came up on the umbilical cord
Fifty bucks,
Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch
My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins.
My grandfather once told me what to do when surrounded by white men with rifles. [and what was that then Bogus?]
What if your real granddaughter comes back?
I know that my grandpapa he buried the gold in them ther' field, I just gotta finds my self the gold and I is gonna be full of riches I tells ya!
Although the circumstances indicate that he is your grandson, we can't prove it. [innocent without reasonable doubt]
Everybody I ever knew just treated me like I was dog shit, even my f*** grandmother. [maybe that should tell you something about yourself then dexter?]
Can I bring some soft rolls for the
Grandmother? You see, she hasn't many teeth and can't eat her black bread. [aw, brings tears to your eyes it is so touching]
Women are not the sensitive sex. That's one of the grand delusions of literature. Men are the true romanticists. [philip you were a metrosexual ahead of your time!]
The pyramid will keep his memory alive. [a rather grand gesture for something like that though]
Where would someone like
Grandma hide her money?
Oh, falling in love is grand, except when you fall in love with two chaps at the same time which is rather trickier!
The innocent are sometimes slain to make way for grander schemes. You were collateral damage.
Do you remember that gloomy old grandpa that I told you about. The one who only comes out at night?
For those of you who've never met me, you might call me the under-nourished Alfred Hitchcock [illusions of grandeur]
My grandmother used to say that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
[not very original was she]
You know,
Grandma Ivy, in all the years I've know you I don't think you've ever answered a question directly.
The land where the mine stands: that was owned by my husbands own grandfather. Now it belongs to the company. Eighteen years my husband has given to that mine
I've never seen a dead body before. I saw my grandmother of course, but I don't think that counts. I mean, she was alive at the time.
The
Grand Canyon is a fantastic phenomenon, but it doesn't contain anything precious.
I have nothing against our current President... that's like running against my own grandfather
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