Quotes:When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something's gotta be wrong. Come on, guys let's go for some pizza.
Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
Petrol station guy:you two wouldnt last 10 seconds over that line!
Spongebob: oh yeah? we'll see about that!
*drive over line. Thug stands in the way of the car*
thug: Get out of the car.
*Pat and sponge jump out, thug gets in and drives off*
Spongebob:...how many seconds was that?
Petrols station guy: *checks watch*.. twelve
Patrick and Spongebob: In your face! *slaps knee*
"You're letting her just leave like that? Hes a freak, man. The guy cleans up dead animals for a living."
Ali has trouble meeting new people. You see, the last guy I went out with, well, he wasn't all good news.
I HATE a guy with a car and no sense of humour.
How does an average guy like me become the number one lover-man in his particular postal district? He's grumpy, he's broke, he hangs out with the musical moron twins...
The guy had a criminal record as long as my dick.
I love my gay male friends but when I was a little girl, I always wished that I would be constantly surrounded by gorgeous guys.
Oh my God... a guy I know was just drafted...
Well, he's dead now.
Verbal ability is a highly over-rated thing in a guy, and it's our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble.
No, maybe there comes a time in every marriage when a guy considers it but not all of them give in to it, only 43%. Which I think is about to go up to 44%.
Do you know what a linebacker is? [no, what is one... watch it to find out guys!]
Boy Muffy, you really know how to make a guy look forward to... dessert.
What the hell is that smell? Did something just die in here? [after the other guy farts]
Psychopath, this guy I tell you he is a total psychopath I do not care how boring a job he does!
Carol, Ted and Alice... you guys are ok sometimes, ya know!
Skip doesn't have any friends, just guys he fuc*s over.
The deal is we're driving up into the jungle with a guy we don't even know who's wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night
I'm just an ordinary guy, but some extraordinary things seem to happen!
I don't know what it is, but there is something smouldering and sexy about a guy with dark eyes
The guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle. [now that sounds dodgy!]
This American guy, the yank, he must have a lot of money, so here's what we're gonna do...
Uh-oh, I have a feeling that things are about to heat up a little guys!
Appears to me that there can't be too many guys driving around this valley with an ape.
Let's meet a couple of police officers. They are all good guys.
Those guys are going after the whole pod tonight [pod of whales that is for the uninitiated]
Mushrooms? I have news for you. This year, at my school, you will not study mushrooms! [quite right tessier, but that means you're not a fun-guy [fungi]]
Sometimes in life it is actually possible for the good guys to triumph over bad guys [yes but so rare they make a film about it]
One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken
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