Quotes:He couldn't get his judges appointed. He had trouble getting his legislation passed, and he lost Republican control of the Senate. His approval ratings in the polls began to sink. He was already beginning to look like a lame duck president. With everything going wrong, he did what any of us would do. He went... on vacation.
Susan had met the enemy. And she was a slut.
I decided not to go through with it, i had a choice to make so i made it
I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
Aunt Clara had for years not only perpetually labored under the deluison that I was 4 years old, but also a girl.
Lewis, we've had Presidents who were beloved, who couldn't find a coherent sentence with two hands and a flashlight. People don't drink the sand, 'cause they're thirsty. They drink the sand 'cause they don't know the difference.
The guy had a criminal record as long as my dick.
If God hadn't meant for them to be sheared, he wouldn't have made them sheep.
Of course he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!
But we aren't making all this sacrifice of human effort and human lives to return to the kind of a world we had after the last world war
Oh, man! Where do I begin? First there was the time the farmer traded me for some magic beans. I ain't never gotten over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Piñata! Piñata!" What the hell is a piñata, anyway?
Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happend.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning
I think everything must go back to the fact that I had a very anxious childhood. You know, my mother never had time for me. You know, when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.
We should have a plan. Angela Lansbury always had a plan.
If it isn't enough, tell us what you had in mind.
If word got around that I had been liberated for half a million dollars, I could never show my face in polite society again. Diamonds have no value except that which is placed upon them.
There you are, my friend. Man, you should have killed me when you had the chance to.
Only one more generation of our species could survive. It was a desperate time. Cloning had never been used on humans, successfully. Now when a person dies, their DNA is recycled
You know, I had a boy like you once. He was as ugly as dirt...
When it came to me and your dad, you had stars in your eyes.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me... I am no longer infected.
This looks like the same piece-of-shit sky blue Cadillac you had before!
If this assignment gets blown, I want to go on record right now, that this is the most stupid, dimwitted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbage that I have ever in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with.
I wish someone had kidnapped me when I was your age
Dude, do you know what I could do if I had my own place?
My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins.
The three best friends the poor people have ever had are Jesus Christ, Sears & Roebuck and Earl K. Long.
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