Quotes:Like I told my last wife, I said, "
Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."
Regan. I love your Daddy. I'll always love your Daddy, honey. OK? Burke just comes around here a lot, 'cause, well, he's lonely. Don't got nuttin' to do.
If it's all the same to you,
Honey, I think I'll skip this little get together, slip out with the boys and knock back a couple of Coca Colas.
You don't belong where I'm going honey.
I'll see what I can do about those too, honey
I do the best I can, honey. I know it's not enough, and I'm sorry! [try harder then!]
Honey, where's the Billy picture?
What do you want to see on your honeymoon? Lots of lovely ceilings! [well dirty but at least that's honest, Monica!]
You've lost your pet, well join the club honey... we have thousands of lost dogs here at the pound!
It's like looking for a noodle in a haystack. [now that really would be something hard to do honey]
You're so funny, honey - actually I'll just admit to them that I'm married to a moron! [perhaps a little too honest at the marriage counselling there caroline]
What a load of baloney, mahoney, he used to say to me and used to think that he was original in saying and thinking it!
Honey, you left the blinds open. We all know him intimately
Honey, I told you to put your clothes in the hall closet!
There is quite a difference between what happens on an actual and a fake honeymoon!
Honey, you'd do just fine if you just used your head a little more
We never see you anymore. What is it with you two? Still in your honeymoon?
We've all got problems, honey. But we don't solve 'em with guns.
You have always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite
All border towns bring out the worst in a country. I can just imagine your mother's face if she could see our honeymoon hotel.
Honey, the chances of another plane hitting this house are astronomical. It's been pre-disastered
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